Welcome, Granny!
The Annual Geriatric Garage Sale is about to begin!
Pop a sugar cube, wear your finest linen.
Bid on your ticket and collect rare trinkets.
The granny with the nicest trunk is sure to win!
In KKG, you will need to collect trinkets to earn coins, scuffle with other grannies, and show off your most impressive trunk at closing time!
The host with the most
Seven grannies to choose, one to host the event.
Each with their own strength, playlist and scent.
Peppy Peggy, Biscuit Belle or The Gram…
Don’t make a decision you will later lament.
Each granny has a unique ability to complement your playing style. Change the host for a slight variation on the rules, keeping each game fresh!
Trinkets here, trinkets there
Collect trinkets from the Feature table or Junk,
Trade them or steal them from another punk,
Just don’t lose them all scuffling in a brawl,
You’ll need a few to keep for your trunk!
Each trinket has a vintage value (resell value and points), strength and trunk modifiers (for scuffles), and a year for bonus collections.
Time to throw clammy hands
If you want to attack then pick your Knick.
Need to defend? Then pack a Knack.
Give yourself an edge in your next scuffle,
With trunk bonuses and a Grannywhack!
Who doesn’t want to see a granny royal rumble? Some grannies might be bullies, but losing a scuffle can often work in your favor!
Junk in the trunk
Not every trinket has the same measure,
One granny’s junk is another granny’s treasure,
Trunk multiple trinkets from the same year,
To boost your score and the table’s tempers!
Whatever you do, make sure you have at least one sugar cube and trinket to trunk every round. You only take home the trinkets you trunk…
Teller of tales
Let us be frank and let us be true,
With strategy, not all grannies have a clue,
Forget the score and tell the best story,
The Teller of Tales award may go to you!
If you can’t win by points, you can always win the award for best story using all the trinkets in your trunk!
Garage sale closed
The sugar bowl’s empty, the tables are clear,
The grannies wipe up their blood, sweat and tears.
On the long drive back home they ponder alone,
How to do better in the garage sale next year.